Last night was the best of best
While my hopeless hooman slept
Ran and scampered through the house
Racing behind a phantom mouse
Food was good so I had to eat
Gulped and gobbled till it stuffed my feet
The bonus was that forgotten treat
Then puked it all on the toilet seat
Knew it was dawn when the sky turned red
Sneaked and snuggled on my hooman’s bed
While he prepped food for me to be fed
Tripped my hooman, he bumped his head
I am the king, the master of the house
Leader and guide of my hooman and his spouse
Luxuries I deserve, I won’t take anything cheap
Now, stop that chatter and let me sleep
